Dusty Trails of a Dysfunctional Child

Lauren. 18. New Zealand.

Color My Inbox (:

fvckingmew:

fuckalpacas:

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red
 - I love you.
Pink
 - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

do it

do it yeyeye

(Source: mamamoe30, via thatsood)

nursejoy:

nursejoy:

a girl offered me a bagel with cream cheese once in exchange for me following her on tumblr

it was a good bagel

(via thefuuuucomics)

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

(via anchorsandmoons)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

(via thefuuuucomics)

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

(via thefuuuucomics)

Anonymous asked: one time I was logging into tumblr and the background pic was one of your selfies

thatsmoderatelyraven:

It’s about time this website uses models for background pictures